Just because I can't resist...

The pressure to join Facebook is mounting as school comes to an end. Will the end of school bring the eating of much crow as I give in and slink over to the dark side? Why do I have a bad feeling that I will soon be dining on humble pie, followed by a dessert of my own words? How many bad expressions can I use in one post? Are there answers to any of these questions? I'm going to stop now.